Diplomacy and N Korea

What is it with the Dear Leader? Really. Now we hear that he’s gonna nuke our ships, this weekend or next. Are we taking the right approach with this guy? Could it be the Porsche complex? You know. Bet that’s it. And he's been reading all the spam about how to bolster his equipment, but as of right now he's out $37 bucks and nothing. No wonder he wants to nuke Americans. Or maybe a shipment of Viagra would do the trick. Anyway, something’s not right with the guy and we're pretty sure we know what it is. We bet all he needs is some positive feedback. Hillary’s over there but she doesn’t have the track record. Bet our own Sarah Palin could sooth the Dear Leader. It’s probably that easy.

Where’s Sarah? We’re tired of listening to this miserable little runt.

Robert Craven